Van Morrison - Into The Mystic
I just asked my mother if we had any onion powder and she said it was on the top right turn table in the pantry. I texted her back that it wasn’t there and she said she would double check when she gets back. There are five well labeled containers there, I have no idea what she hopes to accomplish.
call him “old sport” just as he’s about to orgasm
So there was this unexpected pothole I came across today. Long story short I fell off of my long board into a full split. That’s how you fail dancer style :P #longboard #sector9 #isuck
That is so legit and I love your longboard!
if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they cant function
why arent they that distracting to lesbians
and at that point
why isnt the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes
this is the best thing ever
hey guys friendly reminder that not everybody has a good relationship with their mother so please try to avoid reblogging or posting things that might be construed as shaming people for not thanking/praising/loving their moms
My body appears to be cycling through every kind of way to feel sick.